You may have noticed that in the morning of may 14th Google crashed. The all powerful Google, master of the world, keeper of all the holy Internets went down. A shock went through the world, could Google be fallible? Why does that feel like blasphemy? And better yet, could Google be hacked? Could this be a massive hack attack, could this be a terrorist hack attack? In a digital world, hacking Google is hacking the Internet and that equals world domination. Smart plan!
Fingers are pointing in the terrorist direction more and more since one of the employees of the stripclub Pentagon in Virginia found a mysterious videotape in the mail. He would like to stay anonymous so we will refer to him as ‘Bob’. The tape features a bearded man with an uncanny resemblance to bin Laden. The man is definitely speaking an Arabic language and if one listens closer the words ‘Google’ and ‘Internet’ can be distinguished. Even though Bob’s original plan was to hand the tape to the government, he figured that selling it to to us would be more profitable. We will not disclose the amount of money we gave him, but let’s just say that Bob is set for life. Unfortunatly we don’t speak Arabic, so until I speak to my Marrocan friend Bilal, we cannot give you the translation. An update is following soon!
No terrorists, just duckies!
