The Pear team consist out of three celebrated professionals, each have earned their stripes in their own field.
Phineas Bobcat Tenderfoot
Phineas Bobcat Tenderfoot, master of law in Defamation at the University of Slavkovo, Russia. Phineas was born in 1975 in Nenagh, Ireland. As a small boy he was always fascinated by Nostradamus’ predictions and the mysterious number of Phi. Although he alsways felt at home in Ireland, he moved to Russia for love. He began taking Russian art classes at University before he was introduced to Defamation by the celebrated novelist Vasily Zhukovski. The love affair that first drew him to Russia did not work out, but Phineas found himself in love with Russia instead. It is at University that he first met Vsevolod. In his everyday live he enjoys solving Sudoku’s, LARPing, singing old Irish folk songs and pondering about the meaning of life.
Vsevolod Zinfadel Artsibashev
Professor Vsevolod Zinfadel Artsibashev, ‘Svev’ for intimi, spent most of his youth playing chess or looking for faces in the clouds while strolling the fields of his hometown Verkhnyayatroitsa. After inventing mutiple chess openings with exraordinary remarkable names such as ‘Albin Counter Gambit’, ‘Terrasch Defence’ and ‘Nimzo-Indian’, his chess skills made it possible to earn a chess-scholarship so he could finally satisfy his constant hungre for knowledge at the University of Novosibirsk where he met Phineas. After graduation, Svevolod started writing about his affection for pareidolia and the madness of delusions. However, none of his books have been published. On the question why he never shares his valuable knowledge with the rest of us he said; ‘jestʲ tʃʲɪlʌˈvʲek, jestʲ prʌbˈlʲemʌ. nʲet tʃʲɪlkˈvеkʌ, nʲet prʌˈblʲkʌˌgda ˈrak (na gʌˈre) ˈsvʲisnʲet’, translated
‘If there is a person, there is a problem. If there is no person, then there is no problem. I will publish my books when the lobster whistles on the mountain’. Vsevolod is also known for his friendship with famous swordsmith Honjo Masamune.
Tedderr Machiatto
Tedderr was born in Pepperoni, Italy where he was an fire engineer and a double PhD in astrofysics and bicycle dynamics at the University of Bolognese. He invented nummerous inventative things but none of them unfortunately came on the market sofar. Tedderr’s childhood, being born in the late sixties, was filled with family and joy although many of them were on drugs. It was the reason Tedderr started experimentating on the age of 7 with cannabis and marihuana. He went into rehab and came out at the age of 9. More on this in Tedder’s autobiography: “My Life with…”. In bookstores from may 31st. Tedderr is bisexual and currently has a profound relationship with two women and three men. He was added on the Pear team because of his work ethics and skills with Twitter.
